Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
