# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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