just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
