You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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