No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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