I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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