last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
it's like iHOP with fire
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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