I cockslap morals
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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