Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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