Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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