Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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