And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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