i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
