I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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