Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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