i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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