I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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