Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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