oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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