It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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