Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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