So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I need water and some morals
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
