Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Randomize
