He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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