On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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