Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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