I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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