I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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