Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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