A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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