I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
