names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
This baby is an asshole
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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