But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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