I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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