I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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