Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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