Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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