hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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