you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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