Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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