I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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