do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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