i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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