Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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