We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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