Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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