its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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