I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
