man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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