I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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