So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
