no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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