Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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