You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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