Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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