at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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